Unilateral Grease

Script to Screen Good Morning Antioch commercial parody

Only the finest of blubbers from the oldest of space whales goes into our grease.

Each handcrafted batch is emulsified for 220 days until it reaches slick wet perfection.

It’s the thick, rich, blackness of lubrical antilight.

Bearing burnout is impossible with Unilateral Plus Bearing Oil.

Unilateral. Your balls are safe in our hands.

Good Morning Antioch

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